Make A Wish

[Missa]

Anyone played this? Well basically, one person makes a wish and then the next person makes it go horribly wrong, before makign their own wish and so on.

For Example:

Person 1: I wish I could go to another planet, with worm aliens.

Person 2: Wish Granted. The worm aliens capture you and suck your brain out with bendy straws, cause they're so much funner than normal straws.

I wish I...

And so on so forth. it's loads of fun and great for giggles. So here it goes

I wish I was a cheese stick

>D

[kandykat]

Granted. But you don't even get eaten. They forget about you and leave you in the back of the fridge for twenty years. When they take you out, you are all green and moldy and smelly. You get thrown in the garbage dispenser and smooshed.

I wish I could study via osmosis.

[Jenth]

((I had to look up what that meant, its pretty cool))

Granted!

But you absorb too much information, your brain cells begin to die from exhastion and you turn into a vegetable. After years of being kept on life support so scientists could study this strange phanominon then then flick the switch on you and only then does death finally claim you....


I wish I was psychic

[Lysita]

Granted, but the multitude of voices that make up peoples thoughts overwhelm you and you go completely insane.

I wish I could fly.

[wolflover1458]

Your wish is granted.

Unfortunately, you are out flying one day when you accidentally run into a flock of birds. You become quite dazed by the many birds, and you don't notice an airplane coming behind you. You are sucked into a turbine and die.

I wish I could write a really good book.

[Minajerie]

Wish Granted.

However, your book is so good that it is bad. Those who once liked the book now hate it because everyone else likes it and soon there are more haters than likers until finally an angry mob ensues and burns all the copies of your book in a giant bonfire.... while holding hands and singing coombaya. ((OO run on sentance... YaY))

I wish I had a lot of money. Legally.

[Missa]

Wish Granted

Now everyone wants a little piece of you! You're in the upper circles of society. Unfortunately, you donate it to charity and other splendors of the world until you have nothing and have to live on the streets, telling people how things used to be.

I wish I could handle stress better >>

[kandykat]

You handle it so well that you accomplish everything so fast and then you have nothing to do. You get really bored and start doing destructive things to pass the time, eventually flunking out of school/getting fired from your job.

I wish I lived in Victorian times.

[Lysita]

Granted. However you get married to an nasty man who hands you round to all of his friends to use however they like. You get so depressed and end up killing yourself to stop it.

I wish people would understand me better.

[Minajerie]

Granted.
However, now people know you so well, you become boring. You blend in as if you are nothing fresher than the wallpaper. Even if you were to decide to prance around naked, no one would find it surprising.

I wish my puppy wouldnt chew on everything.

[Zen]

Granted

However, now your puppy chews on nothing, not even food. This could end two ways: one with him dying because he can't eat (or she, not to discriminate); one with him (or her >< dying because she/he eats things whole.

I wish zombies would take over the world.

[Minajerie]

Granted.
Zombies take over the world and eventually turn all humans zombie. With no more fresh substance to feed upon or new boddies joining the mix, they soon all decompose and thus ends all life on earth... besides some stubborn weeds that still won't DIE!! And a cockroach.

I wish that dragons were real, but fairly friendly.

[Jenth]

Granted
But 'fairly friendly' is quite the understatement, at least towards humans. They quickly take a liking to human flesh and they are content to snack on us at will. Soon we are faced with the decision of killing them or accepting the death of our race and dragon soon become extinct...


I wish I had longer hair

[trinn]

Granted!
Your hair grows long and lucious, the envy of other girls. Men are facinated by those tantalizing tresses. However, after accepting a ride in a gocart, your lavish locks get caught in the motor, tearing out the hair, and, the scalp. You're left a seriously injured baldy! 0_0

I wish money grew on trees.

[ShadowReine]

Granted. However, it only grows on the very tall trees, and when you climb a ladder to pick some you fall off and break your leg...and by the time you've recovered, the money has gone to seed...which means it turns into pyramid schemes.

I wish I could teleport.

[Missa]

GRANTED

Problem is, you never specify where too, and you end up teleporting everytime you sneeze, even to the moon. Too bad there's no oxygen up there...

I wish Human Bio was easy @_@