Silly Signs and Labels

[Sparrow]

Just to be random... 'cause I've seen a lot lately. If you happen to be riding in a car and reading all the random signs outside stores, or see some funny lable on some item you have, post it! It's very entertaining. Typos and grammatical errors lead to lots of funny stuff just driving down the street. Anyways, Sparrow shall start it off.

"Do not use where oxygen is in use."
~One of the warnings on some curlers (so... what do we do? Stop breathing while we use 'em?)

"Now hiring 2 eggs and pancakes for $2.99"
~Sign outside a Denny's

[Jenth]

Actually, while driving down the road one day I kept seeing graffittied signs that I couldn't help but laugh at...

"Stop, Hammertime!"

[Sparrow]

"No Parking of Cars, Motorcycles, Scooters, or Horses in this Parking Lot During these Hours: 10PM-3AM"
~the sign outside the parking lot of an elementary school

It made me really wanna go park Bonnie in there sometime between 10 and 3. =P